CHAPTER 7 – Mrs. Kitty Kitty Kitty on the Vice President Shortlist

Legal Law

It just had to happen; she knew this especially if she has read Chapters 1 to 6 on this site. No matter what she thought before, Mrs. Kitty was destined to be on the short list for vice president in someone’s mind. It was inevitable

This is going to be a very close campaign until the end. Hanging chads from Florida might as well come back into play because eight short years surely isn’t enough time to teach those Floridians how to make a nerd, no matter how simple, especially in Broward County where tests have shown that they learn slowly.

Regardless, Kitty has been warned that she is running both in the search for Obama and in the possible selection of ‘Mad Dog’ McCain. Mrs. Kitty is being given a look more than once in both cases. Every possible “cat litter” is being closely scrutinized.

“Why is that?” You can ask. Easy. Mrs. Kitty is an ‘Independent’ elected to her first term in Congress. She obviously has no baggage except that she is from the State of California. That would be enough in itself to disqualify her in the eyes of some people, especially my good friend and fellow Marine, Colonel Jim Bathurst. Jim doesn’t like ‘California’ at all, not even avocados! Polls show that he is not alone in that, which is to say that he does not like avocados.

It has been raised that the main objections to someone being selected as a vice-presidential candidate, other than their ‘Californianess’, are not present in it as an option as in other possible options. She did not vote for the war in Iraq. She didn’t vote for it before voting against it either. She cannot be accused of being a Bush supporter, although she did visit the White House on one occasion, as detailed in Chapter 6. (Her fight with the First Dog, Barney, surely soured any relationship she might have established with GW! ) Mrs. Kitty is not a womanizer. husband of the former president who may have shaken up post-presidency financial dealings as is the case in at least one case. He certainly hasn’t changed his position in his short time in Congress. No flip-flops for Mrs. Kitty, thank you. She has never used claims of sexism or racism to get to where she is today, that’s for sure. No sir, she’s not Maxine “Muddy’ Waters or even a Reverend Al or Jessie when it comes down to it. She’s as pure as can be when it comes to potential skeletons in her closet, except for a few bird-hunting instances. season

The conservative right may strongly oppose her selection when they learn that she had an “abortion” as a teenager; well, the vet called it “sterilization” in his case, but right-wingers can classify it as such. There was really no ‘choice’ in his case because his previous owner really didn’t know he was ‘with kittens’ when the procedure was done. She was simply concerned for Mrs. Kitty’s well-being at the time. Nothing more. Neither ulterior motives nor social positions.

Certainly the liberal left will oppose it for many reasons. She has no record of voting in favor of the environment. She never once threw herself in front of bulldozers or chained herself to a tree. She didn’t vote against the Iraq War, or any other war, and she doesn’t really have a position on the offshore drilling that seems to be coming to the forefront lately. God, she doesn’t lean to the left in the slightest, so she’s off agreeing with the people on ‘Air America’ or ‘Countdown with Keith Olbermann.’ Rachel Radow, now almost co-anchor and Olbermann’s henchman, wears less makeup than Mrs. Kitty on her worst day. At least Mrs. Kitty has a girly necklace, colored red and quite elegant. Therefore, Rachel would definitely not approve of what Keith would ‘chat’ accept as a correct choice.

The New York Times surely won’t endorse her for vice president, come what may. She can’t expect such high praise from them – there’s no possible way they can bring her down during the campaign – should McCain single her out, as is her tendency to play her. She’s too clean a candidate for them to dig up dirt, even if the dirt wasn’t exactly precise or timely.

The Washington Post could go either way as long as it’s Barack’s way. If Barack chose Mrs. Kitty, the Washington Post would support him in choosing him by saying something like “Barack has made an excellent choice in this case, one he can be proud of.” They would then send in their shrewdest reporters to discredit Mrs. Kitty.

The New Yorker magazine may one day feature her on its cover as the ‘full cat’, but I hope it will be without a turban and just as we discussed that gibberish in a previous Chapter detailing her lineage. She is a Catholic cat with no ties to any Black Liberation Theology. Nor any other religion of a questionable nature.

Then Mrs. Kitty Kitty Kitty is back in the spotlight in Washington, DC, whether she likes it or not. Without a doubt, she would make an excellent vice president. She would not shoot anyone while she was hunting, she would not give out the names of CIA agents, nor would she ‘invent’ the Internet while she was in office. And she certainly wouldn’t try to undermine the president-elect in hopes of getting a shot at the brass ring in 2012!

You must read chapters 1 through 6 of this site to truly appreciate Mrs. Kitty and her controversial rise to success.

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